Never Will You Be Forgiven.

I hate them. They SUCK. I freaking hate them. I only want the fucking Iphone. I had no idea it would be so hard to ask. Or that it was such a "big deal." They've known I've wanted and Iphone since the sixth grade. Since the first one deputed. I was practically drooling over the IPhone 1, and still am at the gorgeous IPhone 4. My parents always said, multiple times, "I wish we could, I want it too, it's just were locked in these two years contracts." We planned on switching to AT&T (since their service happens to be wonderful out here) when our contract ended. Did that happen. Well I hope you die if you don't already know that answer. No. It didn't. Two years came and went. I actually brought in the mail with the "WARNING YOUR CONTRACT IS ALMOST UP!" sticker pasted across the front. I showed it excitedly to my mom. She told me she would go to the Verizon store the next day and see when it would end. After school the next day, I asked, "So when are we switched??" loudly and so excitedly I nearly ripped my face from smiling. And you know the response I got? "Err, uhh...well. We aren't. Were staying." I was SOOOOOOOOOO PISSED. But then she said, "Were getting new phones, along with another 2 year contract..." Getting new phones sounded okay so I was able to be fine with it for a year. I liked my new phone, it was the hottest phone out for awhile. The LG EnV. Super cool. Everyone was jealous. But by now the IPhone 3GS was arriving and I looked at my scratched P.O.S. and that "DAMN THEM!" I confronted my mom as to why she hadn't kept her promise and she claimed she was "tricked" into a new contract. Bull. Shit. But she kept to her story, and my dad believed so there was nothing I could do about her bull shit story. At least for another year. About that time, I heard rumors about Verizon getting the Iphone. I freaked. I told everyone I knew. But you know what response I got? "Never happening." "BAHA YEAH RIGHT." "Where'd you hear that? Wikipedia?" "No hun, sorry but its a lie." "Thats just a rumor, I HIGHLY doubt it." Well fuck all of you because guess what, IT WAS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC THAT IPHONE FOUR WOULD JOIN VERIZON EARLY FEBRUARY BITCHEZZSSS!!1111!!! I absolutely freaked. I said, "TOLD YOU SO!!!" about 7,000,000 times that week. It was great. And you know the best part? It's going to be released February 10th. Five days after my birthday. I told them that I wanted it and they were excited for me too. Then "IT" happened.  I was studying for my finals with my friend. My parents came in to check on us. They were looking through my binder and saw a few failing grades. Now, you don't know my parents. Failing=Never. Failing=Disowneeeddd. AND I'M NOT EVEN ASIAN. -__- They were so pissed. Then on top of that, they found two notes from between my friend and I. Horrible notes. 1. Discussing my love life with my classmate, 2. Cursing and a rant note about THEM. Worse than what I've written on my blog. They we're "hurt" and felt "betrayed." Well good. Because I do hate them, I'm glad they know now. But oohhhhh shitttt. They would be the ones paying for my IPhone 4. Well guess what. They slammed that door right in my face. THey also are in the process of taking my out of my wonderful private school and putting me in a public school so "I can fail for free." Gayyyyyyy. I wasn't failing. I got my finals grades and guess what.!?!? Spanish- 82 Science- 83 Math- 90 Literature- 92 History- 85. I was SO proud. But they weren't. They were completely disappointed in my "low A's" and got super angry about the B's. Well guess what. I hate them more now. Shoccckkerrr! Did I redeem myself? No...I dug myself a deeper hole it turns out. Fuck that... So my birthday's rolling around and I just got lectured for about two hours about how I'm not getting an IPhone. Yeah, I cried for about an hour  before I decided to Rant-Blog. This helps. I don't care if nobody ever reads this. Fine. Good. I don't want you to know what a horrid bitch I am...it just helps me. ANYWAYS...the lecture consisted of rants about how selfish and what a bitch I am to them to my siblings and them...blah blah blah....and I didn't really pay attention to the rest...I was playing with the cat. I probably missed 99% of what they said. That's a pretty accurate statistic. All I heard and needed to hear was no iphone. F.U.C.K. the B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S. I did hear some wacky shit about how it has become my "obsession" and the IPhone is full of SIIINNNN....apparently it's satanic. They actually said that. When they grow old and their saggy asses drag around on the floor, I'm puttinh BOTH of them in a loony bin. Not even an old peoples home. They suck to much. So basically they control my life now, but I control theirs later on. What a cruel twist of fate. Karma. ;)